Stupid Quotes & Sayings

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? ”

Submitted by: BlueGinger on April 26, 2009

Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

Submitted by: Bobbee on February 2, 2010

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David on August 19, 2009

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala on July 29, 2009

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe on January 12, 2009

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~ on January 25, 2009
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Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris on March 5, 2009

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg on January 22, 2009

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie! on April 14, 2009

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith on May 21, 2009

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella on September 19, 2009

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia on June 29, 2009

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison on February 15, 2011
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The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee on July 29, 2010

Hurry up and take your time.

Submitted by: Aequitas on July 2, 2010

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie on November 20, 2008

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas on July 13, 2010

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval on July 27, 2010

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul on October 31, 2009

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa on June 11, 2008

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee on July 17, 2011

People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

Submitted by: sillygirl on March 11, 2010
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You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

Submitted by: Carolina on March 30, 2008

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly on May 20, 2009

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7 on June 23, 2010

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh on September 20, 2009

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567 on November 27, 2009

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