Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John on January 31, 2013

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn on January 1, 2013

It is what it is or is it?

Submitted by: faith on January 1, 2013

Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.

Submitted by: isis smith on December 4, 2012

The day is brighter than the night.

Submitted by: dennis chrinskey on November 27, 2012

You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.

Submitted by: Ahmed on November 27, 2012

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
George W. Bush

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush


I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian on November 17, 2012

Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

Submitted by: Zach on October 24, 2012

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL on October 24, 2012

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