Stupid Quotes & Sayings

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

Submitted by: Emily on October 19, 2012

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend on October 7, 2012

We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.

Submitted by: prf Nkhamu on September 18, 2012

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark on August 1, 2012

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight on July 20, 2012

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake on July 10, 2012

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex on July 2, 2012

Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.

Submitted by: smelodon on June 30, 2012

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE on June 10, 2012

I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.

Submitted by: Jimmy It on June 6, 2012

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It on June 6, 2012

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara on June 2, 2012

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie on May 13, 2012

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike on May 8, 2012

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana on May 7, 2012

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