Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want. Well I’m still not an Elephant.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
To write with broken pencils is pointless.
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
Hurry up and take your time.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
I always lie. Trust me.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
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