Stupid Quotes & Sayings

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? ”

Submitted by: BlueGinger on April 26, 2009

Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

Submitted by: Bobbee on February 2, 2010

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David on August 19, 2009

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala on July 29, 2009

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe on January 12, 2009

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~ on January 25, 2009

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg on January 22, 2009

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris on March 5, 2009

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie! on April 14, 2009

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith on May 21, 2009

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella on September 19, 2009

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison on February 15, 2011

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?]\

Submitted by: Licia on June 29, 2009

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