Stupid Quotes & Sayings

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee

Hurry up and take your time.

Submitted by: Aequitas

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee

People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

Submitted by: sillygirl

You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

Submitted by: Carolina

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567

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