Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 7

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

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When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

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If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

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If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

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Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

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Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
– Albert Einstein

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A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

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I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

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Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

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I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

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Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

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I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

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Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

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Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

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Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

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Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
– George W. Bush

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