Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor on November 8, 2009

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 6, 2009

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 6, 2009

Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.

Submitted by: HI on November 5, 2009

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul on October 31, 2009

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun on October 10, 2009

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

Stupid can change, Ugly is forever

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”..
And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”

Submitted by: BLRouse on September 21, 2009

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh on September 20, 2009

Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set…Stop!… .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.?

Submitted by: BLRousr on September 20, 2009

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella on September 19, 2009

You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

Submitted by: acer on August 23, 2009

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David on August 19, 2009

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala on July 29, 2009

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB on July 22, 2009

Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.

Submitted by: Masoud on July 22, 2009

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo on July 21, 2009

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper on July 21, 2009

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley on July 16, 2009

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia on June 29, 2009

If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again

Submitted by: Ellen rox with sox on June 25, 2009

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli on June 16, 2009

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby on June 8, 2009

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain on May 21, 2009

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