Stupid Quotes & Sayings

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89 on May 14, 2009

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected on November 21, 2010

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99 on November 6, 2009

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken on October 27, 2010

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna on February 13, 2011

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M. on September 2, 2010

My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456 on March 15, 2010

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo on February 24, 2009

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper on July 21, 2009

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex on June 28, 2010

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam on June 3, 2010

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker on November 18, 2009

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca! on November 25, 2011

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