Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith on May 21, 2009

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly on May 20, 2009

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89 on May 14, 2009

What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Uh, I donno… Black?

Submitted by: She Who Shall Not Be Named on May 14, 2009

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? ”

Submitted by: BlueGinger on April 26, 2009

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie! on April 14, 2009

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?

Submitted by: Joe Momma on April 6, 2009
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– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal on March 31, 2009

Stupidity is a state of mind.

Submitted by: The Black Widow on March 26, 2009

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous on March 20, 2009

– Boy : “Me + You =1″
– Stupid Girl : “Do U Mean I Am 0″

Submitted by: StuPiDiTy-StaR on March 10, 2009

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris on March 5, 2009

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve on March 4, 2009

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101 on March 3, 2009

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo on February 24, 2009
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What side of stupid did you wake up on? Where were you the day the brains were passed out?

Submitted by: leslie crofford on January 28, 2009

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~ on January 25, 2009

I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S

Submitted by: Stefana on January 24, 2009

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg on January 22, 2009

Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume

Submitted by: Tanner on January 22, 2009

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle on January 18, 2009

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe on January 12, 2009

I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker on January 9, 2009

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV on December 22, 2008

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby on December 8, 2008
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Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie on November 20, 2008

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Submitted by: KayKay on October 30, 2008

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique on October 16, 2008

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

Submitted by: lauren:) on October 14, 2008

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy on September 5, 2008

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