Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu on May 22, 2011

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

Submitted by: Sylvia on May 16, 2011

People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

Submitted by: Cookie Monster on April 19, 2011

Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.

Submitted by: confucius on March 12, 2011

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\

Submitted by: Enid on February 23, 2011

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286 on February 16, 2011

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison on February 15, 2011

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna on February 13, 2011

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose on February 11, 2011

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob on February 4, 2011

You can’t fix stupid, but you can punch it.

Submitted by: Lauren on December 31, 2010

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai on November 27, 2010

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected on November 21, 2010

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus on November 8, 2010

If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

Submitted by: andrea on November 4, 2010

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