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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they’re useless.
– Dave Barry

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It is a paradoxical truth that tax rates are too high today and tax revenues are too low, and the soundest way to raise the revenues in the long run is to cut the tax rates.
– John F. Kennedy

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Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
-Erving Goffman

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We must care for each other more, and tax each other less.
-Bill Archer

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A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.
– Will Rogers

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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
-Herman Wouk

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Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. -Daniel Defoe

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.
– Ronald Reagan

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There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
-Dan Bennett

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Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Taxation without representation is tyranny.
– James Otis

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Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn’t be related.
– J.C. Watts, Jr.

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The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
– Jerry Seinfeld

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Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy.
-Steven LaTourette

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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness… but only when you pay your taxes? That means your freedom is rented, leased, & not unalienable.
– Steve Maraboli

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The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.
-William Simon

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The power of taxing people and their property is essential to the very existence of government.
– James Madison

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There is no such thing as a good tax.
– Winston Churchill

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