Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch? Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf. – Emilia Clarke
When your favorite TV show is on and you can’t find the remote.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
That frustrating moment when every TV channel is on a commercial break.
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. – Bill Gates
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. – John Lennon
Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld
TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable. – Shimon Peres
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television? – Henny Youngman
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television. – Erma Bombeck
Television is the triumph of machine over people. – Fred Allen
There are now more TV’s in British households than there are people – which is a bit of a worry. – Prince Charles
I never thought television would or could be a long- term commitment. – Jimmy Smits
Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence. – George Baylos
Television has raised writing to a new low. – Samuel Goldwyn
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