Television Quotes, Sayings about TV

We deal with all varieties of information. Somebody’s always upset no matter what we do. We have to make a decision; otherwise there’s a never-ending debate.
Sergey Brin

Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf.
Emilia Clarke

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Bill Gates

There are now more TV’s in British households than there are people – which is a bit of a worry.
Prince Charles

Television is the triumph of machine over people.
– Fred Allen

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
– Fred Allen

All (TV) shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive.
– Dan Harmon

Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
– Noel Coward

I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it, can’t eat it, can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera: “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Goodbye.”
Jerry Seinfeld

Remote controls are quite handy. They let you see that there’s nothing worth watching on TV a lot faster.
– Melanie White

Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.

Baseball hasn’t been the national pastime for many years now – no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television.
– Bob Greene

I remember watching television when I was younger, and I felt like there were things TV tackled first, and then it would happen to me in real life, and I felt prepared.
– Bresha Webb

Reality TV is set up to make people entertaining. A good person with values and principles is not good television.
– Ronda Rousey

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I’ve discovered? I need a girlfriend.
– Dave Attell

Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
Henny Youngman

Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation.
– Laura Marano

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
– Jack Paar

Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language – and that’s just deciding who gets to hold the remote control.
– Donna Gephart

I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more.
– Henry Ward Beecher

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
Kurt Vonnegut

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
Kurt Vonnegut

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Alfred Hitchcock

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.
Groucho Marx

Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us.
– Jim Urbanovich

Television – the drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation…

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It’s a great, very smart way to make television. It’s worked for however long TV’s been around.
Louis C.K.

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world.
– Astrid Alauda

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.
– George Baylos

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