Television Quotes, Sayings about TV

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian on May 12, 2013

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty on September 27, 2009

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

When your favorite TV show is on and you can’t find the remote.

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake on July 10, 2012
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That frustrating moment when every TV channel is on a commercial break.

Television Quote: That frustrating moment when every TV channel...

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace.
John Lennon

I never thought television would or could be a long- term commitment.
– Jimmy Smits

Chuck Norris doesn’t watch TV, TV watches Chuck Norris.

Submitted by: DMR on January 6, 2011

TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable

Submitted by: Obi on June 16, 2009

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld

In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television.
Erma Bombeck

Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us.

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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
Alfred Hitchcock

Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
– Fred Allen

Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Alfred Hitchcock

All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?
– Nicholas Johnson

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

If we could follow the slogan that says,”Turn off the TV and open a good book” we would do something of substance for a future generation.
Gordon B. Hinckley

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
Kurt Vonnegut

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
Kurt Vonnegut

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Alfred Hitchcock

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.
Groucho Marx

Television – the drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation…

A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It’s a great, very smart way to make television. It’s worked for however long TV’s been around.
Louis C.K.

Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world.
– Astrid Alauda

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.

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