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Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

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My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

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If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

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That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx

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Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf.
– Emilia Clarke

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When your favorite TV show is on and you can’t find the remote.

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Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

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That frustrating moment when every TV channel is on a commercial break.

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Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
– Bill Gates

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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace.
– John Lennon

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Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
– Jerry Seinfeld

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TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable.
– Shimon Peres

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Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
– Henny Youngman

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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television.
– Erma Bombeck

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Television is the triumph of machine over people.
– Fred Allen

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There are now more TV’s in British households than there are people – which is a bit of a worry.
– Prince Charles

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I never thought television would or could be a long- term commitment.
– Jimmy Smits

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Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.
– George Baylos

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Television has raised writing to a new low.
– Samuel Goldwyn

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