Television has raised writing to a new low. – Samuel Goldwyn
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed. – Lily Tomlin
Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world. – Astrid Alauda
Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at. – Noel Coward
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. – Fred Allen
We deal with all varieties of information. Somebody’s always upset no matter what we do. We have to make a decision; otherwise there’s a never-ending debate. – Sergey Brin
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. – Alfred Hitchcock
I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it, can’t eat it, can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera: “Well, here it is. You can’t have any. Goodbye.” – Jerry Seinfeld
Television is chewing gum for the eyes. – Frank Lloyd Wright
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done. – Fred Allen
All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? – Nicholas Johnson
Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language – and that’s just deciding who gets to hold the remote control. – Donna Gephart
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off. – Jack Paar
Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us. – Jim Urbanovich
Reality TV is set up to make people entertaining. A good person with values and principles is not good television. – Ronda Rousey
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. – Alan Coren
Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work. – Gallagher
Chuck Norris doesn’t watch TV, TV watches Chuck Norris.
Television – the drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation…
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