T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Not all men are fool, some stay single.

Submitted by: Shagun Luthra on October 18, 2016

Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon on April 18, 2014

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

Submitted by: i.tlk.2.sqrrls on September 19, 2013
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I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson on August 6, 2013

Out of my mind… back in five.

Submitted by: Tegan on October 18, 2012

Don’t feed the monkey!

Submitted by: Tegan =) on October 18, 2012

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione on August 20, 2012

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan on July 24, 2012
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Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)

Submitted by: Ezan on July 24, 2012

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan on July 23, 2012

Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.

Submitted by: Ezan on July 23, 2012

Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey on July 18, 2012

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