Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
I dig cute zombies.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t- shirt.
I’m lost please take me home with you.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
You call it “Attitude” I call it “Superiority”
Think like a proton, always positive.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
Don’t ask Questions……use your Commonsense
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
I never finish anythi…
Haters gonna hate. Ain’ters gonna ain’t.
Come to the math side, we have pi.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
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