T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.


We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

I am pretty except for those who are insecure.

Submitted by: lona on May 15, 2011

Beer will save the world…I don’t know how..but it will.

Submitted by: kunal on July 14, 2009

Caution: I have multiple- personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.

Submitted by: The Self-Proclaimed Psychopath on December 2, 2009

I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

Submitted by: mc on June 1, 2011

Life’s Too Short To Date Ugly Women.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh

Smile, you’re looking at me.

Submitted by: sunflower096 on July 24, 2009

All men are idiots And I married their king.

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