The Tallest Midget
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
GOD is busy….. Can I help you!!!
Life is a soup and I’m a fork.
No money no car no chance
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life. Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
What are you lookin at
Sorry girls, I only date models!
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Those who read this are ugly.
Better read your books rather than reading my t- shirt.
“Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”
No, not you, the pretty one No I swear I’m in college Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)
I am not anti social I am anti idiot.
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
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