T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Not all men are fool, some stay single.

Submitted by: Shagun Luthra on October 18, 2016

Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.

Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.

Submitted by: Kagura on July 28, 2011

This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.

Submitted by: Jacky Khatri on June 11, 2009

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Submitted by: jordan mauro on September 6, 2011

Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!

Submitted by: danielle on July 5, 2010

I’m with Stupid.

Fat people are harder to abduct.

Submitted by: johnny on September 27, 2010

And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!

Submitted by: Abby on October 8, 2008

I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.

Submitted by: Nikki on June 24, 2008

You look like my Next Girlfriend..

Submitted by: Rudra on December 1, 2010

Don’t follow me, I run into walls.

Submitted by: Kaylee on March 21, 2009

(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.

Submitted by: FuZyDUCK on December 1, 2009

Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…

Submitted by: Nikhil on February 24, 2010

If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

Submitted by: amber on January 7, 2009

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