I am what you dream to be…
Love me or hate me….I’m yours CAUTION! I am drunk I am single but ready to mingle Hmm…can we talk!!
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
I love you when you’re naked.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
If you read this, you will get hurt
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?
My favorite t- shirt .. – > Insufficient memory at this time..
I am with stupid ==>
I study female anatomy.
I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.
(On front) Not worried? U should b. (On back) On my good days I’m worse.
When god made man she was only kidding.
I talk about people behind their back… It’s called manners duh!
Virginity is a disease… And I’m the Doctor!!!!
Umm I was gonna say somthing but I forgot……
I know it.
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
If things get better with age then I’m approaching magnificent.
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