T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.


I’m not as dumb as you look..

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

Never kick a man unless he’s down.

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.


I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

I’m the person your mother warned you about.

Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl
Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1

Submitted by: priyan

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Submitted by: Stedegamot

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