I talk about people behind their back… It’s called manners duh!
Virginity is a disease… And I’m the Doctor!!!!
Umm I was gonna say somthing but I forgot……
I know it.
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
If things get better with age then I’m approaching magnificent.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
When God created me, he was showing off to zeus! Wanna hear a secret? (on back) then go ask your little sister! Ahem. My face is up there ^ some people are so stupid!.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
With great mustache, comes great responsibility.
I know… What I am
Shame on U girls, I’m still a bachelor.
Follow me if you don’t like me :)
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks. Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead. Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
Born Player… What are your Intentions? Huh!
You got 3 seconds 2 read my t- shirt 3 2 1 loser…!!!
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
I don’t have a problem with drink/work or stupid people they all have a problem with me!!
I’m the one who won…
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight. Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you. Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
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