T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

Submitted by: wasdas on December 9, 2008

The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.

Submitted by: andi on November 24, 2007

Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!

Submitted by: Eni on November 22, 2008

Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?

Submitted by: Khotso on October 2, 2008

Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3

Submitted by: Lexiiiii on December 13, 2007

If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: happygogoboy83 on September 18, 2008

“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

Submitted by: Yan on October 23, 2007

Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt

Submitted by: ReGGs* on December 24, 2007

If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !

Submitted by: Random Person on September 23, 2008

Lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…

Submitted by: *Stephanie*Jayde*Barela* on May 1, 2008

Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes I like to pretend I am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.

Submitted by: Nikki on June 24, 2008

You can’t spell STUPID without U

Submitted by: maddi on November 16, 2008

If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???

Submitted by: Voldemort on August 30, 2008

If you wanna come second….

Submitted by: sujay gawade on November 23, 2007

“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”

Submitted by: Yan on October 23, 2007

Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…

Submitted by: miley lynn on March 13, 2008

99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.

Submitted by: raghu on April 6, 2009

Female Body Inspector

Submitted by: RUMMY on October 24, 2007

I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )

Submitted by: MoOn the untold legacy on June 22, 2010

I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.

Submitted by: radhe on July 17, 2009

Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends

Submitted by: Messy Jessie on January 27, 2008

The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.

Submitted by: zhishuwa on July 16, 2009

This T- Shirt turns green in front of Morons

Submitted by: devanshi on June 3, 2008

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire

Submitted by: N E O on October 26, 2007

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C on August 17, 2010

I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!

Submitted by: Milly on March 18, 2008

I come with my own background music!!

Submitted by: Ellen on April 29, 2008

It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.

Submitted by: crapydoo on April 8, 2009


Submitted by: Eni on November 22, 2008

Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years

Submitted by: Taher on April 11, 2009

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