Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Everyone wants to go to heaven but no- one wants to die. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When God created me, he was just showing off!!!
You never truly know some one untill you fight them.
I’d love to stay and chat but I’d be lying.
If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!
If you are rich, then I am single.
You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…
I see Your Playing Stupid Again- Looks like you’re winning to. I hear voices… And they don’t like you.
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
Smoking kills slowly ….. So what , whose in a hurry?
On back: Stop following me, you stalker!
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
Oi! my face is up here! (on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. You’re still ugly. i’m stupid
Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting…”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
Think, its not illegal YET
Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
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