T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Submitted by: Mark Sipot on November 14, 2011

Quality never goes out of style.

Submitted by: glycoma on November 4, 2011

I graduated from the school of money making.

Submitted by: glycoma on November 4, 2011

When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.

Submitted by: Hulcus on November 2, 2011

I never finish anythi…

Submitted by: pete on October 24, 2011

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Submitted by: someone on October 22, 2011

Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!

Submitted by: vishal on October 18, 2011

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.

Submitted by: Zoe on October 12, 2011

Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!

Submitted by: Nii on September 23, 2011

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Submitted by: marcus on September 13, 2011

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Submitted by: jordan mauro on September 6, 2011

Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !

Submitted by: jordan mauro on September 6, 2011

You read my t- shirt!!!
the quote vanished!!

Submitted by: Arijit on August 29, 2011

I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!

Submitted by: justalittlekz on August 26, 2011

I’m not that drunk.

Submitted by: buyog on August 25, 2011

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