T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Quality never goes out of style.

I graduated from the school of money making.

When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.

I never finish anythi…

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Love me or hate me….I’m yours
CAUTION! I am drunk
I am single but ready to mingle
Hmm…can we talk!!

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.

Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!
If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!
I’m like so HOT!

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!

Don’t look behind me love, I’m awesome !

You read my t- shirt!!!
and
the quote vanished!!

I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!

I’m not that drunk.