I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it Winners train, Losers complain Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies. (Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies? I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
If I could unmeet some people I would.
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
Intel inside Mental outside. who are these kids calling me dad??? I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!! It wasn’t me…… Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.
I’m allergic to stupid people.
If I rest, I Rust! We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
Work is the curse of the drinking class. – Oscar Wilde
Step away from me before something happens.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time… Told you, people don’t listen these days.
There’s no future in time travel.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Blink if you want me!
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
I’m Magically Delicious
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