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Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.

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Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!

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Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!

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You don’t know what you don’t know until you know it.

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Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

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If I could unmeet some people I would.

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I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.

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I’m allergic to stupid people.

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If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.

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I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?

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Intel inside Mental outside.
who are these kids calling me dad???
I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!!
It wasn’t me……
Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.

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Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

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Step away from me before something happens.

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
– Oscar Wilde

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There’s no future in time travel.

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Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.

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Blink if you want me!

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

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I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..

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I’m Magically Delicious

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