Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies. (Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies? I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
You don’t know what you don’t know until you know it.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
If I could unmeet some people I would.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
I’m allergic to stupid people.
If I rest, I Rust! We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
Intel inside Mental outside. who are these kids calling me dad??? I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!! It wasn’t me…… Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.
Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
Step away from me before something happens.
Work is the curse of the drinking class. – Oscar Wilde
There’s no future in time travel.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time… Told you, people don’t listen these days.
Blink if you want me!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
I’m Magically Delicious
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