You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
(On a bright yellow shirt) When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
Quality never goes out of style.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
CSI: Can’t stand idiots.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else. – Alison Boulter
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
Also available in sober.
I dig cute zombies.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
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