T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware

Submitted by: pau

I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Submitted by: Mark Sipot


Submitted by: TWEETY

Sarcasm is one of the service’s I offer.
My kids think I am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well I think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.

Submitted by: Alicia

If I rest, I Rust!
We always hold hands. If I leave them, she shops.

Submitted by: Thanu

Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.

Submitted by: joma

Intel inside Mental outside.
who are these kids calling me dad???
I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!!
It wasn’t me……
Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.

Submitted by: ranesh

Step away from me before something happens.

Submitted by: rose

Don’t read my shirt it’s a waste of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.

Submitted by: heavy B

Blink if you want me!

Submitted by: MP

I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..

Submitted by: Lucy-Jane

I’m Magically Delicious

Submitted by: Britt

So, you like reading t- shirts? I have more at my place…

Submitted by: benjamin

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Oscar Wilde

I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!

Submitted by: muchacho

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