Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you. – Walter Winchell
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire. – David O. McKay
If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill
To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. – Voltaire
I love being my husband’s wife. – Julianna Margulies
All married women are not wives.
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
My life really began when I married my husband. – Nancy Reagan
Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry. Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”. Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive. Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband. Life is not fair.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
The internet & my wife. I can get on either one but I rather not. One is always lagging while the other is always nagging & they both constantly ask for my credit card info.
A good husband makes a good wife. – John Florio
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. – Erma Bombeck
I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman. – Elizabeth I
A good wife makes a good husband.
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid. – Jarod Kintz
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