Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together. – Jarod Kintz
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
Treat your wife the way you want your daughter to be treated!
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. – Douglas Adams
Happy wife, happy life. – Paul Orfalea
If you think it’s tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter’s wife.
One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. – Martin Luther King
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter. – Thomas Fuller
In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore. – John Irving
Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts. – Ru Freeman
A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.
I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me. – Sonia Rumzi
A husband ignores his wife in each way and love his brother’s wife many ways.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. – Milton Berle
Win the heart of your wife by helping her in kitchen so that she will surrender to you in response.
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times. – Elizabeth Taylor
A man’s home is his wife’s castle.
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it. – Samuel Johnson
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