College Quotes and Sayings
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
– John Green
Hug a stressed college student. It helps a lot. :)
The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life.
One funny thing about college life is that; teachers make you sleep during day and friends don’t let you to sleep at night. . . . .:- );- )
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.
Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.
You spend thousands of dollars and the best years of your life going to college so you can be considered good enough for a job you hate for a boss who doesn’t care about you, so you can be paid money which doesn’t exist in order to buy stuff you don’t need to impress people you don’t even like.
Colleges don’t make fools, they only develop them.
You can make life dance to your tunes inside your college gates (i.e.during your college life) but at the other side of the gate, life sets its own tunes & makes you dance. So live each moment of your college life.
College comes and goes like a wind what is left behind is a bunch of memories which you cherish for the rest of your lives – showing it to your relatives, friends, everyone – “These Were My Golden Days. I Was The King Of My Life. Everybody Used To Call Me ‘The Ultimate Rockstar’ .Don’t Miss It And Don’t Ruin It either…Live It All !!!!”
College is the place where you live your life to the fullest.
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.
College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.
Education is the best money making ritual!
College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.
Experience the college life and enjoy.
You are the pawns in the first year…you are ministers in the second year…You become the king of campus in the final year.
College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
It sounds a little like a Janis Joplin quote:
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.
Hard work never killed anyone, but I don’t want to be the first…
“I are a college student.” This is how stupid some college students are.
I really want to learn, but college won’t let me. I guess I will be down the local library come Monday morning.
“College is important, but saving money can be even more important”