College Quotes and Sayings

College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.

Submitted by: bala karthi

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.

The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.

Submitted by: Ryann

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Fats Domino

I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
Robert Frost

You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
Elbert Hubbard

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.

The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie

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A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know.
– Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.

Submitted by: mr.HEY

Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
Louisa May Alcott

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson

The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.

The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.

The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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