College Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy. The sophomore guy, his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl. The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man. The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman girl.
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
– Fats Domino
College is the best place to enjoy life happily..nothing else can beat that..enjoy it friends.
You can lead a boy to college, but you can’t make him think.
– Elbert Hubbard
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
– Mark Twain
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
– Robert Frost
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
The average Ph.D. Thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
– J. Frank Dobie
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing… You have a college degree.
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
– Helen Keller
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
– Leonard L Levinson
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
– Shelby Foote
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
– Thomas Chandler Haliburton
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.
– William E. Vaughan
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.
– L.L. Hendren
The important thing is the educational experience itself…how to survive it.
The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas – not ideas safe for students.
Everyone can pass college, most just don’t feel like it.
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
– David Wood