College Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I have never let schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
- Thomas Chandler Haliburton
College professor – someone who talks in other people’s sleep
80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.
- Brooks Atkinson
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
- Helen Keller
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
- Woody Allen
The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
- George Edwin Howes
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
- David Wood
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open- field runner.
- Will Rogers
A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.
- Leonard L Levinson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- Mark Twain
A university is just a group of buildings gathered around a library.
- Shelby Foote