Divorce Quotes and Sayings

When a relationship is over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower.

Submitted by: Najoos

For a loving father, the worst thing about a divorce is not only the loss of time with his children. It’s also knowing they will probably grow up to think like their mother.

Submitted by: Pops

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
Lord Chesterfield

I can usually tell when a woman is going through a divorce because they look so gaunt and tired and sad. It’s just a huge sadness. It’s horrible. It’s like death. You mourn, but the person’s still there.
– Andie MacDowell

Emotional abuse is the silent marriage killer.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.
– Henny Youngman

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder, yes, but divorce, never.
– Jack Benny

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
– Lewis Grizzard

Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you.

I don’t know whether I love you more or hate you more but one thing is for sure I don’t need you anymore.

Submitted by: Majid Irshad

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland

I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage.
– Lynn Johnston

Divorce was the only way to disprove his wife’s complaint that his standards were too low.
Alan Robert Neal

An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce.
– Ann Landers

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
– Ann Landers

Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s an uncut Hope diamond for a divorce attorney.

My wife and I are preemptively making a list of whose side we’ll take when all our friends get divorced.

Divorce, because squeezing the toothpaste bottle in the middle is unforgivable.

To be fair, in most divorces the house is split evenly. The women get the inside, the men get the outside
– Bruce ‏

One of the hardest things in the world is pretending to be surprised that a friend is getting divorced.
– Julius Sharpe ‏


The judge said, “All the money, and we’ll just shorten it to ‘alimony.’”
– Robin Williams

It’s tough. After five years of marriage, it’s difficult to lose the one with the good credit rating.
– Rich Voss

When we got divorced, all my wife was willing to give me custody of was the yard work.
– Melanie White

Divorce, n. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
– Ambrose Bierce

Divorce, n: A bugle blast that separates the combatants and makes them fight at long range.
– Ambrose Bierce

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