I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce. – Jarod Kintz
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a solution to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another. – FRED ROGERS
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabo
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. – ZSA ZSA GABOR
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. – Cary Grant
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass. – MARY KAY BLAKELEY
The snag about marriage is, it isn’t worth the divorce. – Suzanne Finnamore
Grown- ups are worried that they’re going to ruin their children’s lives, but divorce is just a life experience and you learn from it. – EVAN STERN
Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits – Pope Leo XIII
Our divorce from gratitude leads to a self- defeating attitude. – Brandon A. Trean
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’ve given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can’t divorce a book. – GLORIA SWANSON
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat. – TRACY LETTS
The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake. – Suzanne Finnamore
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage. – TERTULLIAN
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. – Helen Rowland
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it. – Henny Youngman
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house. – Ann Landers
For a loving father, the worst thing about a divorce is not only the loss of time with his children. It’s also knowing they will probably grow up to think like their mother.
Even with my divorce and with everything, I don’t need money. – Arnold Schwarzenegger
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