Did I die and go to heaven, or do you just look like an angel?
202. iloveyouwrote on 15 June, 2010
Vote: 33 11
Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
203. danyell.wrote on 20 June, 2010
Vote: 107 4
Your lips look lonely! would they like to meet mine?
204. roberewrote on 26 June, 2010
Vote: 44 6
I didn’t come over here to tell you that you’re beautiful. But as long as I’m here I might as well.
205. vanessawrote on 3 July, 2010
Vote: 48 13
Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours….
206. Amandawrote on 14 July, 2010
Vote: 74 6
Fat Penguin.
What??
I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
207. kama.yoohwrote on 15 July, 2010
Vote: 50 10
Something is wrong with my phone. Your number is not in it.
My friend wants to know if you like me.
You remind me of my next boyfriend.
You better have your license cos you’ve been driving me crazy.
208. petrawrote on 16 July, 2010
Vote: 224 7
BOY: Hey baby.. you look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter
209. Gabzwrote on 19 July, 2010
Vote: 45 6
Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now i need your name and number for insurance purposes
210. sonyawrote on 23 July, 2010
Vote: 16 29
The world is going sugar-free! You stole all the sugar!
211. mamawrote on 25 July, 2010
Vote: 85 2
You’ve been charged in court for stealing my heart. Trespassing in my dreams & robbing me of my senses. You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime with me.
212. Marcelwrote on 26 July, 2010
Vote: 31 5
They say dreams do come through, and you are living proof they do.
213. Poundswrote on 11 August, 2010
Vote: 14 20
The police are looking for you to arrest you.
Why?
Cos you stole my heart.
214. Ilyaswrote on 13 August, 2010
Vote: 11 21
I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar!
215. Dolwafuwrote on 16 August, 2010
Vote: 51 17
Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
216. Jeremiah :)wrote on 18 August, 2010
Vote: 66 7
I’m not going to use a cheesy line…basically put it this way i love you..and i want you to be mine forever…
217. awesomewhowrote on 25 August, 2010
Vote: 24 19
Hey, I’m in Club Awesome,
But you should be in Club Beautiful.
218. angelwrote on 31 August, 2010
Vote: 131 6
Boy: Let’s play a game
Girl: What game do you want to play?
Boy: Anything but hide and seek
Girl: Why?!
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find
219. RobertMwrote on 3 September, 2010
Vote: 11 18
If I could choose which angel to transport me to heaven, it would be you.
220. Varunwrote on 4 September, 2010
Vote: 6 22
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.
Did I die and go to heaven, or do you just look like an angel?
Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Your lips look lonely! would they like to meet mine?
I didn’t come over here to tell you that you’re beautiful. But as long as I’m here I might as well.
Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours….
Fat Penguin.
What??
I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
Something is wrong with my phone. Your number is not in it.
My friend wants to know if you like me.
You remind me of my next boyfriend.
You better have your license cos you’ve been driving me crazy.
BOY: Hey baby.. you look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter
Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now i need your name and number for insurance purposes
The world is going sugar-free! You stole all the sugar!
You’ve been charged in court for stealing my heart. Trespassing in my dreams & robbing me of my senses. You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime with me.
They say dreams do come through, and you are living proof they do.
The police are looking for you to arrest you.
Why?
Cos you stole my heart.
I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar!
Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
I’m not going to use a cheesy line…basically put it this way i love you..and i want you to be mine forever…
Hey, I’m in Club Awesome,
But you should be in Club Beautiful.
Boy: Let’s play a game
Girl: What game do you want to play?
Boy: Anything but hide and seek
Girl: Why?!
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find
If I could choose which angel to transport me to heaven, it would be you.
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.