Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 10
There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Is that ok?
Girl, you so beautiful that- ah to hell with the pick up line, can I see you again some time soon?
If you were a sandwich at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
Boy: I got a picture of something pretty amazing, wanna see it?
Boy: *shows picture of girl*
Check out a girl and say: Yep, made in heaven.
*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”
BOY: Do you have a drivers license?
GIRL: Umm no, why?
BOY: Cause you’re driving me crazy.
Boy: Hands up you’re under arrest.
Girl: Why what did I do?
Boy: You’re to pretty to be on the road.
I don’t play with dolls, but I don’t mind having you as my barbie.
Boy: Hey do you know where my heart is?
Boy: Oh! So you did steal it!
I have to change classes because your beauty distracts me.
I’m definitely not a genie, but I could totally grant your wishes.
Boy: There is something wrong with my phone.
Girl: Oh I know whats wrong with it, it doesn’t have my number in it, let me fix that for you.
Did I die and go to heaven, or do you just look like an angel?
Go up to a girl.
Guy walks away.
Girl chases him.
Girl- why did you just walk away.
Guy- because I didn’t deserve to stand next to you.
Guy- I hope you get all your wishes.
Girl- then you’ll have to stay by my side forever.
My keyboard reminds me of us. U and I are always together.
If looks could kill you’d be a murderer.
My friend wants to know on a scale 1-10 how big of a chance do I have with you.
If you were an apple, you’d be delicious.