Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines

Go up to a girl.
Guy- whistle.
Guy walks away.
Girl chases him.
Girl- why did you just walk away.
Guy- because I didn’t deserve to stand next to you.

Guy- I hope you get all your wishes.
Girl- then you’ll have to stay by my side forever.

Submitted by: leftie

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

Submitted by: alexandra

Boy: I can see you when I close my eyes.
Girl: So?
Boy: Just want you to know why I keep closing my eyes.

Submitted by: Adib Lazzara

Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?

Submitted by: alexis & taylor

Do you have a band- aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Submitted by: :D

Boy: I got a picture of something pretty amazing, wanna see it?
Girl: Sure
Boy: *shows picture of girl*

Submitted by: Justin

My keyboard reminds me of us. U and I are always together.

Submitted by: Hilarious

I just tripped over…and fell in love with you.

Submitted by: steven

*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”

Submitted by: jhype

Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now I need your name and number for insurance purposes ;)

Submitted by: Gabz

Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?

Submitted by: Dolwafu

You remind me of my next boyfriend.

Submitted by: sanja

God lost an angel.. Shhhh, I didn’t tell him where you were cos I want to keep you forever in my life.

Submitted by: sarah

Boy: I have to tell you a secret. Come closer.
(girl gets closer)
kiss!

Submitted by: yulissa

I’m sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night.

Submitted by: Mj Jones

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