Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines

My keyboard reminds me of us. U and I are always together.

Submitted by: Hilarious

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

Submitted by: alexandra

Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?

Submitted by: alexis & taylor

Boy: I got a picture of something pretty amazing, wanna see it?
Girl: Sure
Boy: *shows picture of girl*

Submitted by: Justin

God lost an angel.. Shhhh, I didn’t tell him where you were cos I want to keep you forever in my life.

Submitted by: sarah

Do you have a band- aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Submitted by: :D

I just tripped over…and fell in love with you.

Submitted by: steven
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*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”

Submitted by: jhype

Don’t you wish your boyfriend was hot like me?

Submitted by: Dolwafu

You remind me of my next boyfriend.

Submitted by: sanja

Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now I need your name and number for insurance purposes ;)

Submitted by: Gabz

Boy: I have to tell you a secret. Come closer.
(girl gets closer)
kiss!

Submitted by: yulissa
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All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.
– François de la Rochefoucauld

I’m sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night.

Submitted by: Mj Jones

I flirt occasionally … And that occasion is daily.

Submitted by: aLee JaMaL-

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