Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 13
Don’t look at me like that, I’m married.
You’re so hot I have to jump in the pool!
I would like to introduce myself, my name is Jim, your new boyfriend.
If I ask you a question to be my girl right now would you leave or would you stay by my side?
Women love it when you act like you are undeserving of their beauty. Tell her what you think of her, like “You look so beautiful if you were any more you would blind me”.
Did you know people in America spend over $800,000 on plastic surgery, but you don’t need to spend a dollar on make up.
Feel my shirt, does it feel like boyfriend material!?!?<3
If I asked you to go out with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one? ;)
Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”
Penguins stick together for life. Will you be my penguin?
Hey, I’m in Club Awesome,
But you should be in Club Beautiful.
Can you give me the number to heaven?
Why?
I need to tell them they lost the most beautiful thing in the world.
Hi is your name Rebekah? My friends set me up on a blind date. They told me I’d know it was her by finding the most beautiful woman in the room.
Somebody call heaven cause we’ve found the missing angel.
Boy: I am sick
Girl: Then go to the doctor
Boy: My doctor is right in front of me.
You’re the reason for global warming.
- What?
Cos you’re too hot!
Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
Baby you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business
Boy- Is your name Samantha?
Girl- No
Boy- Well, Can I just call you beautiful?
Good thing I brought my library ticket with me, cause I am checking you out!!
The police are looking for you to arrest you.
Why?
Cos you stole my heart.