Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 17
You’re sitting at a bar and you turn to the girl you’re sitting next to and say I’m not really this tall I’m sitting on my wallet!
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
If I was your heart will you let me beat..
If you was a light switch ..will you let me turn you on
Man: Good morning Christy
Girl: My name is Peg not Christy
Man: Sorry, Hi ! Peg
Boy: Are you wearing perfume?
Girl: Yeah, it’s Victoria’s secret
Boy: Oh well I could’ve sworn there was love in the air ;)
Your smile sends me to heaven.
and on a scale from 1-10, youre 11!
Taking you away is like taking my life away that’s when I noticed I’m in love with you.
So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
Can you give me directions…to your heart? <3
Boy:did it hurt
boy: when you fell from heaven to the ground.
girl: :)actually, they kicked me out.
Hey ive seen you some where
i know!!…in my dreamz
Has anyone got a bandage? I’ve badly scrapped my self falling for you.
When you smile you look like a diamond in the night sky
Do I have sugar in my eyes, or are you really sweet?
And I thought angels had wings!
I will be the man of you’re dreams if I kissed you.
If you don’t want to be mine that’s your loss not mine!
The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.
Do your parents work in a sugar farm?
because you’re sweet..
Ma’am you’re the cause of global warming, What about the poor Polar Bears?
Hey baby you’re so hot you’re making me sweat.
Can I see your eyes, they show so much of me in you.