Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 17
Have I died and gone to heaven?
– No why?-
Because I just saw my first angel!!!
I lost my teddy bear… Will you be my teddy bear?
Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.
The world is going sugar- free! You stole all the sugar!
The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.
I noticed you noticing me, so I decided to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
Good thing I brought my library ticket with me, cause I am checking you out!!
If you don’t want to be mine that’s your loss not mine!
Marry me, or do I have to kiss you first?
Do you know where the bakery is at? Cos I want a cutie pie like you.
I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar!
So… Which pick- up line works for you?:p
Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Um, yeah
Boy: Then you like 75% of my body
Do your parents work in a sugar farm?
because you’re sweet..
Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”
Roses are red, violets are blue,
you know I’ve got my eyes on you!
Wanna grow old with me?
Taking you away is like taking my life away that’s when I noticed I’m in love with you.
Hey did it hurt?
– did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven