Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
Good thing I brought my library ticket with me, cause I am checking you out!!
Leave your apartment! There’s no rent in my heart.
Hi is your name Rebekah? My friends set me up on a blind date. They told me I’d know it was her by finding the most beautiful woman in the room.
Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”
Can you give me the number to heaven?
I need to tell them they lost the most beautiful thing in the world.
I would like to introduce myself, my name is Jim, your new boyfriend.
Ma’am you’re the cause of global warming, What about the poor Polar Bears?
Do your parents work in a sugar farm?
because you’re sweet..
If you don’t want to be mine that’s your loss not mine!
The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
I’m going to Alaska you wanna come…cos you’re so hot you’ll keep me warm.
Girl, your feet must be hurtin’ cause you have been runnin’ through my mind all day long.
I noticed you noticing me, so I decided to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
Heres something a guy said to my sis
“do you have a band- aid”
“cause I just cut myself falling for you <3″
i thought it was reeally cutee
I think heaven lost an angel
I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar!
The world is going sugar- free! You stole all the sugar!
Have I died and gone to heaven?
– No why?-
Because I just saw my first angel!!!
I am not perfect but when we are together this makes me awesome.