Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines

Good thing I brought my library ticket with me, cause I am checking you out!!

Submitted by: Keezy

Leave your apartment! There’s no rent in my heart.

Submitted by: Neeko

Hi is your name Rebekah? My friends set me up on a blind date. They told me I’d know it was her by finding the most beautiful woman in the room.

Submitted by: dave smith

Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”

Submitted by: L-boogie

Can you give me the number to heaven?
Why?
I need to tell them they lost the most beautiful thing in the world.

Submitted by: kiki

I would like to introduce myself, my name is Jim, your new boyfriend.

Submitted by: jim davis

Ma’am you’re the cause of global warming, What about the poor Polar Bears?

Submitted by: John

Do your parents work in a sugar farm?
because you’re sweet..

Submitted by: Mookie

If you don’t want to be mine that’s your loss not mine!

Submitted by: kiki

The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.

Submitted by: umm...Me
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Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.

Submitted by: Sahil

I’m going to Alaska you wanna come…cos you’re so hot you’ll keep me warm.

Submitted by: katiibugg

Girl, your feet must be hurtin’ cause you have been runnin’ through my mind all day long.

Submitted by: therandomone

I noticed you noticing me, so I decided to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

Submitted by: canacoded

Heres something a guy said to my sis
“do you have a band- aid”
“no why”
“cause I just cut myself falling for you <3″
i thought it was reeally cutee

Submitted by: Emma

I think heaven lost an angel

Submitted by: Geddouus

I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar!

Submitted by: Ilyas

The world is going sugar- free! You stole all the sugar!

Submitted by: sonya

Have I died and gone to heaven?
– No why?-
Because I just saw my first angel!!!

Submitted by: George Davis (Creature)

I am not perfect but when we are together this makes me awesome.

Submitted by: moe alzoubi

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