Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 17

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Have I died and gone to heaven?
– No why?-
Because I just saw my first angel!!!

Submitted by: George Davis (Creature)

I lost my teddy bear… Will you be my teddy bear?

Submitted by: blah blah blah

Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.

Submitted by: hannah clemens

The world is going sugar- free! You stole all the sugar!

Submitted by: sonya

The lolly shop was looking for you, they said one of their sweets escaped.

Submitted by: umm...Me

I noticed you noticing me, so I decided to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

Submitted by: canacoded

Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.

Submitted by: Sahil

Good thing I brought my library ticket with me, cause I am checking you out!!

Submitted by: Keezy

If you don’t want to be mine that’s your loss not mine!

Submitted by: kiki

Marry me, or do I have to kiss you first?

Submitted by: sexychick

Do you know where the bakery is at? Cos I want a cutie pie like you.

Submitted by: Shy Kiddo

I can drink coffee without sugar, if you sit next to me cos you are sweeter than sugar!

Submitted by: Ilyas

So… Which pick- up line works for you?:p

Submitted by: petat

Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Um, yeah
Boy: Then you like 75% of my body

Submitted by: DavidArchuleta

Do your parents work in a sugar farm?
because you’re sweet..

Submitted by: Mookie

Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”

Submitted by: L-boogie

Roses are red, violets are blue,
you know I’ve got my eyes on you!

Submitted by: Wadeeyyy

Wanna grow old with me?

Submitted by: Jessica Parmar

Taking you away is like taking my life away that’s when I noticed I’m in love with you.

Submitted by: b v

Hey did it hurt?
– did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven

Submitted by: Alex

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