Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines

People tell me the river is beautiful so you must be the ocean.

Submitted by: Boss Mista AKZZ

Check out a girl and say: Yep, made in heaven.

Submitted by: Roop

Somebody call heaven cause we’ve found the missing angel.

Submitted by: i rock mark 2.0

You are arrested for being so cute.

Submitted by: Rajat

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Is that ok?

Submitted by: Zoe-Jayne

Women love it when you act like you are undeserving of their beauty. Tell her what you think of her, like “You look so beautiful if you were any more you would blind me”.

Did you know people in America spend over $800,000 on plastic surgery, but you don’t need to spend a dollar on make up.

Submitted by: leftie

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Submitted by: honey

There is something wrong with your phone
What?
It doesn’t have my number in it.

Submitted by: Jade

Boy: I am sick
Girl: Then go to the doctor
Boy: My doctor is right in front of me.

Submitted by: acacia

Is you’re dad a chilly? Cos you’re freaken hot. !!!!

Submitted by: palilzaan

It’s gotta be illegal to look that good!

Submitted by: sweetnspicy

If loving you is a crime, take me in for possession. (:

Submitted by: lyss

Man, this place is great. It’s just __ minutes into the day an I’m already talking to the hottest girl in school!
Wow, is something on fire? Or are you just smoking hot?
I mean, are you a thief? Because someone just stole my heart!

Submitted by: Annika

Your eyes are like the sun, I need sun glasses just to look at them.

Submitted by: isaiah f

Aren’t you tired?…You’ve been running throught my mind all day…

Submitted by: TeamJacob

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