Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
“Here I am… What are your other 2 wishes???”
If loving you is wrong I don’t want to be right.
Feel my shirt. Does that feel like boyfriend material?
The mirror is lucky because every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you.
Guy: is your father a robber?
guy: well that’s weird cos I swear that he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)
“I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me”
Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)
Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven.
I just ate some Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?
Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!”
Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
If I told you had a beautiful body… Would you hold it against me?
Boy: Do you like water?
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?
I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!
Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
Why do you guys have to find a website to know what to tell your girl? Just speak from your heart. I guarantee you she will find it more amazing, and it will leave her speechless and breathless.
Girls like to hear what’s in your heart. They want to know that you’re always on their mind. Instead if trying to smooth talk her all the time, just do simple things for her. Like for example, send her flowers with a little note that says “Can’t wait to see you again baby girl” or send her a cute text that says “My day just got better because you just entered my mind” or just call her to say hi.
Hug her, kiss her on the forehead, play with her fingers when you hold her hand, play with her hair, watch her favorite movie with her even if you think its stupid, let her wear your favorite jacket, hug her behind the waist, and just be sweet to her.
If you don’t treat her like a princess then you don’t deserve to be her prince. So make sure your always treating her how she should be treated. Be a gentleman and I guarantee you, she’d rather be with a gentleman than a jerk. Always treat her right.
You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
You tripped me, and I fell, but you didn’t care enough to catch me
One reason God created time was so that I could spend mine with you
I’ve found this new disease, it’s called LOVE. I know its contagious ’cause you gave it to me.