Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 2
If you fall from a tree, you get injured. If you fall into a pit, you get hurt. But if you fall in love with me. You will never get hurt or injured.
I heard God told the angels the most beautiful one will go for holidays to earth, when will you be going back?
Some people were fighting for our country and I was scared, but when I saw your face I was ready for war.
Boy: I got a picture of something pretty amazing, wanna see it?
Girl: Sure
Boy: *shows picture of girl*
Ok, I’m a girl and I know that I wouldn’t want someone using any stupid pickup lines on me. I would want someone telling me what they really thought, not some cheesy pickup line they heard or saw on a website. Even the “I’m gonna skip the cheesy pickup line and tell yopu you’re beautiful” thing is stupid. Take advice from a girl when trying to ask a girl out, tell them what you think and skip the cheesy pickup line.:)
If I ask you a question to be my girl right now would you leave or would you stay by my side?
Boy: Send me a picture
Girl: No I look like cr*p
Boy: And I’m pregnant
Girl: But you’re a boy.
Boy: Oh I thought we were saying things that were impossible!
Boy: feel this(points to jacket)
(girl feels)
Boy: that’s boyfriend material!
Hey, if you could be ANYTHING in the world, What will you be?
- Well, if I could be anything in this world, I’d be you boyfriend.