Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 7

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Me: Sorry…I just came to this country…Do you know what number I have to press to call a cop?
Girl: 911?
Me: …and how about if I wanna call you?

Submitted by: ????
183

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!

Submitted by: Devin Jackson
16

They should put you in an art gallery because you’re a piece of art.

Submitted by: Anthony Ramos
232

Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven

Submitted by: chicken
12

I’m sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night.

Submitted by: Mj Jones
14

My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot

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Boy: “Did it hurt?”
Girl: “Did what hurt?”
Boy: “Falling out of heaven”
Girl: “No, you were there to catch me and I fell straight into your arms”
=]

Submitted by: Dyon
24

Boy: Does your name mean ‘beautiful’?
Girl: No.
Boy: Well, it should be. I’m calling the dictionary people.

Submitted by: petat
13

Boy: I got a picture of something pretty amazing, wanna see it?
Girl: Sure
Boy: *shows picture of girl*

Submitted by: Justin
210

I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?

Submitted by: Fluffy
8

I’m definitely not a genie, but I could totally grant your wishes.

Submitted by: seth
213

I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?

Submitted by: chamzee gal
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Anti-Pick Up Lines:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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You remind me of my next girlfriend.

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I like the way you walk when you’re walking my way.

Submitted by: Lura
16

BOY: Do you have a drivers license?
GIRL: Umm no, why?
BOY: Cause you’re driving me crazy.

Submitted by: harry
160

If I were a star I would grant ur every wish

Submitted by: jordan
33

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Submitted by: abad
18

Anybody know God’s number? Cos he’s got a missing angel.

Submitted by: lol random
49

Let me check your tag, just what I thought, made in heaven.

Submitted by: Tiffany
36

A picture of you is worth more than a thousand words.

Submitted by: AL_Kota
16

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

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You tripped me, and I fell, but you didn’t care enough to catch me

Submitted by: Shelby
54

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Submitted by: yasi
57

I love you more than a game of squash.
I love you more than my car.
No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?

Submitted by: Sahil

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