Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 9
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.
Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?
Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Um, yeah
Boy: Then you like 75% of my body
Did I ever tell you about that star that I lost…well I think I found it.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
The devil sent me to bring an angel to him, but when I saw you, I never went back.
Can I see your eyes, they show so much of me in you.
Marry me, or do I have to kiss you first?
Guy: Are you a doctor??
Girl: No, why??
Guy: I lost my pain when I saw you.
Can you give me directions…to your heart? <3
Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours. :)
There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.
Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.
Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it.
Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it.
Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it.
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
Boy: Do you like water?
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
I think heaven lost an angel
You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
I love you more than a game of squash.
I love you more than my car.
No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?
may I come into your world??
I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling. :)