Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 9

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Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Submitted by: prateek
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How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:

Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.

Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?

Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

Submitted by: julia
79

So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?

Submitted by: Katrin
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Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Um, yeah
Boy: Then you like 75% of my body

Submitted by: DavidArchuleta
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Did I ever tell you about that star that I lost…well I think I found it.

Submitted by: Joseph Paul
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

Submitted by: alexandra
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The devil sent me to bring an angel to him, but when I saw you, I never went back.

Submitted by: INEEDAGIRLFRIEND!!!
89

Can I see your eyes, they show so much of me in you.

Submitted by: amairya
86

Marry me, or do I have to kiss you first?

Submitted by: sexychick
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Guy: Are you a doctor??
Girl: No, why??
Guy: I lost my pain when I saw you.

Submitted by: bizzy
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Can you give me directions…to your heart? <3

Submitted by: @MB3R
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Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours. :)

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Submitted by: llama:)
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There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.

Submitted by: infinite510
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Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.

Submitted by: mkk
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Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it.
Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it.
Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it.

Submitted by: damie
98

Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!

Submitted by: Lover
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Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body

Submitted by: TeamJacob
61

*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”

Submitted by: jhype
55

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Submitted by: yasi
27

Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
my number

Submitted by: trailena
82

I think heaven lost an angel

Submitted by: Geddouus
55

You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!

Submitted by: amisniccoleee
125

Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
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Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (“Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.

Submitted by: Sahil
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I love you more than a game of squash.
I love you more than my car.
No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?

Submitted by: Sahil
116

Knock! Knock!
may I come into your world??
I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling. :)

Submitted by: Jeannine

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