Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

Submitted by: David
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A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

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Submitted by: Lakiyah King
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The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair
8

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey
24

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau
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I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown
14

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry
62

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam
42

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit
100

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty
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The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
– H. G. Wells

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham

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I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry

5

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska

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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
– P.J. O’Rourke

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron

1

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller

2

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Ben Hogan


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