Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer

I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

Submitted by: David

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

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Submitted by: Lakiyah King

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

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Submitted by: Mowldsey

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

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Submitted by: Terry

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby

You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
– P.J. O’Rourke

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron

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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan

I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller

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