Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Gerald Ford
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
– P.J. O’Rourke
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
– H. G. Wells
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods