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Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino

You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

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If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Gerald Ford

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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan


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