Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey
23

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau
27

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown
14

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry
62

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam
42

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit
99

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty
1

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

4

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

1

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny

3

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

3

I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

2

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

3

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton

1

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

1

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
- Arnold Palmer

4

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
- Winston Churchill

2

I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford

2

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
- H. G. Wells

3

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

2

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

2

You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
- Sam Snead

1

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry

4

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
- Al Boliska

2

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- P.J. O’Rourke


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