Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
- Arnold Palmer
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
- Winston Churchill
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
- H. G. Wells
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
- Sam Snead
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry