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I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

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Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

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If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Gerald Ford

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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska

Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.

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