Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
– H. G. Wells
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
– P.J. O’Rourke
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Ben Hogan