Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
– H. G. Wells
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
– G. K. Chesterton
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby
A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham