Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton

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If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
- Arnold Palmer

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
- Winston Churchill

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I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford

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The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
- H. G. Wells

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

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I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
- Sam Snead

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry


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