Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
- H. G. Wells
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
- Sam Snead
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
- Al Boliska
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- P.J. O’Rourke
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
- Lee Trevino