I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. – Jack Lemmon
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight. – Ben Hogan
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser. – Arnold Palmer
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it. – Ted Ray
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny
Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. – Billy Graham
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. – Dave Barry
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
The only two good balls I hit all day was when I stepped on a rake.
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
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