Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
– Jack Lemmon
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.