Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
- Arnold Palmer
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
- Winston Churchill
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
- H. G. Wells