Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
– Jack Lemmon

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby

I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.

Submitted by: Cheryl Erickson

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray

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Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.

Submitted by: Kay Goodman

To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!

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Submitted by: Mike

That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.

Submitted by: Simon28

I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.

Submitted by: Wasswa samuel anderson

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

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