Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
– P.J. O’Rourke

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill

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A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.

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I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
– H. G. Wells

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
– G. K. Chesterton

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan

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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller

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