Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry

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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska

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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
– P.J. O’Rourke

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron

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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller

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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Ben Hogan

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino


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