Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller

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The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Ben Hogan

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino

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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon

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I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny

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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop


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