Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
– Phyllis Diller