Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.