Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

Submitted by: 19th hole

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM

If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer

I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

Submitted by: David

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King
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