Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon