Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan

I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Ben Hogan

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino

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