Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
– Lee Trevino
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
– Ben Hogan
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
– Ben Hogan
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
– Harry Vardon
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron