Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Gerald Ford
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
– Buddy Hackett
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian