Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino

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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

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The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny

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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

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I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

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Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton

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If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon


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