Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown
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My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead

I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
– Jack Lemmon

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