Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
– G. K. Chesterton

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
Bob Hope

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller

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