Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown
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My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
Dave Barry

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
– P.J. O’Rourke

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