Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.

Submitted by: Sonia

A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Submitted by: Peter

While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.

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Submitted by: Jessica!

Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.

Submitted by: Lynn

Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

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Submitted by: Madisoneats pickles

We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.

Submitted by: C Ray

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

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Submitted by: admin

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

Submitted by: Doug Dunn

He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
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