Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

Submitted by: Brooke
2

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

50

Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys

Submitted by: frosty
65

MEN ARE LIKE BUSES… IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.
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Submitted by: JoeAnn
6

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
- Tim Allen

7

A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

Submitted by: lynelle
3

Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do- it- yourself” types.

7

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

54

What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!

Submitted by: Only meeeeeeee
7

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

7

A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
- Dino Levi

3

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Elayne Boosler

18

If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.

Submitted by: Michaela Cx
8

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong

19

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Submitted by: Archita
4

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
- Tim Allen

4

Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson

4

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
- Rita Rudner

10

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner

9

If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.

6

They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.

Submitted by: alexlouise
2

We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.

Submitted by: C Ray
5

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
- Lana Turner

4

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Rita Rudner

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It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.

Submitted by: hajira

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