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Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

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Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys

Submitted by: frosty
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When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

Submitted by: Brooke
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MEN ARE LIKE BUSES… IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.
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Submitted by: JoeAnn
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Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do- it- yourself” types.

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
– Tim Allen

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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!

Submitted by: Only meeeeeeee
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
– Elayne Boosler

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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

Submitted by: lynelle
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If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.

Submitted by: Michaela Cx
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They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.

Submitted by: alexlouise
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
Rita Rudner

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A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
– Dino Levi

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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.
– Tim Allen

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Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
– Maryon Pearson

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If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.

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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
– Erica Jong

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Submitted by: Archita
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner

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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
– Lana Turner

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It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.

Submitted by: hajira
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

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There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
And bachelors!!

Submitted by: Crash

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