Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.
Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
He suffers from delusions of grandeur; nevertheless he is truly grand!