Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
– Gloria Steinem
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
– Tim Allen
If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.
A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over.
– Dino Levi
When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.
A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.
I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap bag and dragged through mountains.
I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?
– Will Smith
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Women don’t make fools of men most of them are the “do- it- yourself” types.
Men would rather buy you a drink than give you the hard cash to go help yourself.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
– Lana Turner
We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.
– Rita Rudner
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
– Maryon Pearson
The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
– Groucho Marx