Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every Saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
– Letters to Juliet, the movie.
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
– Erica Jong
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
– Tim Allen