Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract!
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every Saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
– Letters to Juliet, the movie.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.
There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
– Erica Jong
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
– Tim Allen