Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.
Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner
If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- Jackie Mason
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Groucho Marx
When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
- Rita Rudner
God made men because every good thing needs a blue print.
Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day.
A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…
Men would rather buy you a drink than give you the hard cash to go help yourself.
They say, “Early to bed, early to rise makes a Man healty, wealthy and wise”, Well I’m not too sure if its entirely true, because I have never seen a healthy, wealthy and wise man.
There are two kind of men who don’t understand women: singles and husbands.
Wise woman always support there husbands career, they know there investing in a higher- future- alimony.
Having more than one wife is bigamy, having more than one husband is insanity!
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Rita Rudner
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
- Suze Orman
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.