Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.

Submitted by: hajira

If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?

Submitted by: Sasha

One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.

Submitted by: Janine Sutton

If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.

Submitted by: Michaela Cx

There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
And bachelors!!

Funny Men Quotes Quote: There are three types of men in...

Submitted by: Crash
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Submitted by: Archita

Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.

Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.

Submitted by: catherine

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!

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Submitted by: swati
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