Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.

I love your smile cos I love yellow.

Submitted by: judas

You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui

If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: Lynette

Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel
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Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: LISA!

The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.

Submitted by: bmdfks

Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Stephanie Branch-Milan

If brains were money, you’d be broke.

Submitted by: Mischievous
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You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo

Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg

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