You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
You sir, are an idiot.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. – Arab Proverb
If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde
If you were twice as wise you are now, you’d probably still be stupid!
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
If you were on fire with a bucket of water near you, I’d drink the water.
Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
You were pretty until your “30 Day” Photoshop trial expired.
A woman unaffected by insults has made her enemies absolutely powerless. – Kimberly Jones
Insulting you would be making mere understatements.
I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
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