Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx
I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!
Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.
Girl: I like your smile
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!
When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.
So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)
You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.