Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 18
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
You can’t fix stupid.
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!