Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 18
I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!
You’re so ugly that when you go to an amusement park every one runs away.
The farmer called, he wants his cow back.
She’s so ugly she looks like the south end of a north bound horse.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.
It’s cute how stupid you are.
I know how you feel. I just don’t care.
It worries me how dumb you are.
Your anger makes me happy.
“I hate you.”
“That’s good. Hate is a passionate emotion.”
“I’ll give you passionate,” I muttered under my breath. “Murder, the ultimate crime of passion.”
“Your mom dropped you a lot when you were a baby didn’t she,” I said. “On your head apparently.” I said under my breath.
It’s cute how you think I’m listening.
The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!
Your silence has grammatical errors.
Boy: If there is a greater power, why is it he can’t get you a new sweater?
Girl: Because, he’s too busy looking for your brain.
Look at me, then look at you! now tell me honey….. Who is jealous of who?
You’re so fat, when you went swimming in the ocean China claimed you as an island.
You’re so fat, you chased a school bus yelling “come back with that twinky”.
You’re so fat when you weigh yourself it says to be continued.
You’re so ugly you don’t have to dress up on Halloween.
You are so old you dream in black and white.
You are so old your birth certificate was found among the dead sea scrolls.
Your teeth are so yellow when you smile on a highway all the cars stop.
I will advise you not to eat chocolate cos scientific research has shown that it is harmful to monkeys.
Oh I’m sorry I was too busy not caring.
Sorry I have to go I heard stupidity was contagious.
You wanna cookie? Well too bad, they don’t want you.
Being that ugly is not as easy.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.
Oh, I really enjoy your Frankenstein mask. Isn’t it a little too early for Halloween though? Oh wait, that’s your face!
Pupil: Teacher I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.
Teacher: Me too…but that’s the lowest score I could give you.
Pupil: Oh ok.