Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.