Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?

Submitted by: YourFacev2.

Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?

Submitted by: GabbyandCaylz

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx

I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

Submitted by: Becky

Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

Submitted by: henly

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin

If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.

Submitted by: shireen

Girl: I like your smile
Boy: Thanks
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!

Submitted by: INFER0X

Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!

Submitted by: mike portugal

He was a modest man, with much to be modest about.

Submitted by: Gary

You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike

I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!

Submitted by: ANSLIM

When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.

Submitted by: Awesome insulting Boy

So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.

Submitted by: nnovell

Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?

Submitted by: Ted

I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)

Submitted by: Mekaiya

You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!

Submitted by: glenn

After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!

Submitted by: xsing0xx0

Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.

Submitted by: Daya a.

If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

Submitted by: Kevin

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