Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 18
Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx
Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.
So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.
Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.
I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.
If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.
Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.
Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.