Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult

I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!

Submitted by: Lynette

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: LISA!

I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.

Submitted by: Daniel

Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,

Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.

Submitted by: Bob

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your face is making me cry,
So please spare the view.

Submitted by: IAmunknown

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax

The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.

Submitted by: bmdfks

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Submitted by: s_karma.

If ugliness was electricity…you could power the entire universe.

Submitted by: walla walla

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear

I thought monkeys used to stay at the zoo until I saw you at the mall.

Submitted by: bimbo

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