Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 18

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Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?

Submitted by: phoona

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin

After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!

Submitted by: xsing0xx0

I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)

Submitted by: Mekaiya

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx

Trying to find what is ugliness? Then search no more, you’re a perfect definition of it.

Submitted by: henly

So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.

Submitted by: nnovell

Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.

Submitted by: EpicDude

I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine, not a sip or a swallow but the whole damn bottle.:)!!

Submitted by: Becky

You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike

Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.

Submitted by: kavita

Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

Submitted by: Stewie Griffin

It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?

Submitted by: Winners Choice

If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Guy: FAIL!!!
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.

Submitted by: Kal

If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

Submitted by: Kevin

Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?

Submitted by: Ted

You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.

Submitted by: Jeremiah the great

If stupidity was an illness you’d be dead by now.

Submitted by: shireen

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Drama is a Disease, Get well soon.

Submitted by: Daya a.

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