Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.

Submitted by: The Awesome 1

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!

Submitted by: jon

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr

Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

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