Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19

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If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Guy: FAIL!!!
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.

Submitted by: Kal

If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

Submitted by: Kevin

Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?

Submitted by: Ted

Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!

Submitted by: mike portugal

Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!

Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.

Submitted by: Rachele

It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.

Submitted by: hady

I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!

Submitted by: ANSLIM

You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.

Submitted by: Fool*

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera

Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.

Submitted by: cherry13

Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.

Submitted by: sweet tnt

I thought the wizard promised you a brain.

Submitted by: kunu K'z

Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.

Submitted by: marcus

I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.

Submitted by: nunyabuisness

Make someone happy, mind your own business.

Submitted by: rohan

60,000 sperms, and you won?

Submitted by: Andrew Lyngwa

When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.

Submitted by: Awesome insulting Boy

The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.

Submitted by: ShyGurl

You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.

Submitted by: eddie

I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.

Submitted by: kylee(miss awesome)

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