Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
You are literally too stupid to insult!
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
I may look interested but I’m not.
Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?
Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
How’s that Hope, and Change thing working for you???
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
– J. Russell Lynes