Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19

65

You are literally too stupid to insult!

Submitted by: "Sandra!"
78

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

Submitted by: dilip
78

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Submitted by: dilip
141

I may look interested but I’m not.

Submitted by: shanawaaz mohamed
135

Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.

Submitted by: Rianna
99

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you?

Submitted by: Salem
85

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

Submitted by: Craig
114

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody
71

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne
44

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
119

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

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Submitted by: Heather
115

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda
322

Hey…
How’s that Hope, and Change thing working for you???

Submitted by: Shelly Bean
17

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD
89

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
73

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)
98

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni
4

Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

Submitted by: Stewie Griffin
26

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren
164

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
8

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde

16

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
- Marilyn Monroe

8

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.


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