Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.

Submitted by: Iamunknown

I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

Submitted by: nick

Don’t worry there are millions like you out there

Submitted by: werty

Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??

Submitted by: Chloe

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.

Submitted by: whatever

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
– Benjamin Tucker

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

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