Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
How’s that Hope, and Change thing working for you???
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
- Marilyn Monroe