Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19

113

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”

Submitted by: somebody
71

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne
44

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
118

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

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Submitted by: Heather
115

I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

Submitted by: magda
322

Hey…
How’s that Hope, and Change thing working for you???

Submitted by: Shelly Bean
17

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD
89

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

Submitted by: andrea
73

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Submitted by: =)=)=)=)
98

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Submitted by: Hanni
4

Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??

Submitted by: Stewie Griffin
26

I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.

Submitted by: lauren
164

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.

Submitted by: xxemilylylyxx
18

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee
11

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

8

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.
- J. Russell Lynes

9

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

10

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield

12

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

11

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

9

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

10

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull

8

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde

16

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
- Marilyn Monroe


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