Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.

Submitted by: Jeremiah the great

Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?

Submitted by: phoona

Some babies are dropped on their head but you were clearly thrown at the wall.

Submitted by: Alex

If I wanted to kill myself I’ll have to climb your ego and then jump to your IQ.

Submitted by: Yusuf Ansari

Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.]

Submitted by: marcus

Person 1: Hey, I really liked the mask you wore at the Halloween party, really scary.
Person 2: Wait, what mask?
Person 1: Oh. Nothing.

Submitted by: EpicDude

Awww!!! That is so cute… Do you really think I care?

Submitted by: JC

If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Guy: FAIL!!!
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.

Submitted by: Kal

It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?

Submitted by: Winners Choice

I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.

Submitted by: nunyabuisness

You can’t heal stupid.

Submitted by: jim

If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.

Submitted by: Sosthy

Oh look?? I found your nose all up in. My damn business again!!!!

Submitted by: Jaz

Yo momma is so thin that her wedding ring sizes two of her fingers.

Submitted by: raymond shawn

Flirting isn’t cheating’s ugly cousin. You are.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.

Submitted by: Athena Rivera

When I say I can’t, I clearly mean it. When I say I don’t it’s true so don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

Submitted by: julie rae ong

Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!

Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.

Submitted by: Rachele

The whole day I was thinking of you (I was at the hospital for abnormal kids)!

Submitted by: Insultlover

You are an evolutionary defect.

Submitted by: Garrett

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