Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19
If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.
If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.
Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?
Saw this on vest of a motorcycle rider on a calif. freeway
Could you drive any better
If that phone
Was up your a**!!!
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the TV, I missed 7 episodes!
Yo mama so fat when she walked outside she sunk to the core of the earth.
It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.
I’m sorry, you got a face that Photoshop can’t fix!
You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.
I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with you, I’m just saying that I am more of a composed lady as compared to you.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
I thought the wizard promised you a brain.
Your face looks like hell. Or Mexico I can’t tell.
I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues.
Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.
Make someone happy, mind your own business.
60,000 sperms, and you won?
When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.
The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.
You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.
I would take a picture of you, but just focusing my lens on you made my camera break.