Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent, like on the 30th of February.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.