You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. – Groucho Marx
I would tell you to go to hell but I don’t want to see you again.
How can I insult you, your existence has done it all.
Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Person one: You look nice today Person two: Can’t say the same about you Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
I see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.
Nothing is more insulting to the critics than a smile and a don’t care attitude because it defeats their whole purpose to demean you.
The construction of my rock building ran a stone short Can you lend me your head??
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. The voices in my head tell me you have serious issues. Just because no- one understands you, that doesn’t make you an artist.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
You’re so ugly when your mom took you to the hospital the first doctor she met told her please I’m not a veterinary doctor.
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly? The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.
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