Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
How’s that Hope, and Change thing working for you???
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
You can’t fix stupid.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb