Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 19
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
How’s that Hope, and Change thing working for you???
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!
Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Where did you graduate again? The university of DUH??
I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.
- Benjamin Tucker
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
- Sinclair Lewis
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
All day I thought of you…I was at the zoo.