Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?

Submitted by: Carol

You want me to go to hell?
I don’t think I am ready for a visit to your home yet.

Submitted by: gunja

B*tch, please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Submitted by: Camila

The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Submitted by: Roadie

You are so ugly that when you were born, God left this planet.

Submitted by: Sneh

You’re the worst joke ever made.

Submitted by: Aleem DK

Don’t bother being smart, do what you do best : being stupid!

Submitted by: Aleem Dk

I would so much enjoy the ticking of the clock than you telling the most important story of your life.

Submitted by: pearlie

I’ve always checked the Guinness book of records with the hope of seeing your name as the greatest fool of all time. Don’t worry pal you’ll soon be noticed.

Submitted by: pearlie

I see your point, but I still think you’re an idiot.

Submitted by: Fred

How can I insult you, your existence has done it all.

Submitted by: suleman tobi

If you enter a competition of ugliest person alive, judges would probably say “Sorry no professionals”.

Submitted by: Masindi chisevhe

Girl 1: I saw you on TV last night
Girl 2: Oh really what channel.
Girl 1: The animal channel.

Submitted by: khalia

There’s Photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad there’s nothing for your ugly personality.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

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