Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Go be stupid somewhere else.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!