Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.