Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
Go be stupid somewhere else.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!