Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Go be stupid somewhere else.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.