Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!