Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
Eat Your Make Up So You’ll Be Pretty On The Inside Too.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Do your kids a favor – don’t have any.
– Robert Orben
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?