Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.

Submitted by: Nhlaks

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz

Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick

Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!

Submitted by: Banez

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

Submitted by: frosty

Go be stupid somewhere else.
– Squidward

Submitted by: ZeitahGrey

You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool

I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…

Submitted by: Jeru Mae Dingal

I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Submitted by: Mark

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

Submitted by: saad andalib

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo

I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!

Submitted by: LMFAO :-p

There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Submitted by: Frizzy1000

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