Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny?
Me: yeah, every time I look at you.
Person 1 : Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?
Person 2 : No
Person 1: Oh good cause I never did.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Man, if YOU can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us!
Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
Go be stupid somewhere else.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
I would love to slap you but that would be animal abuse.
I don’t want to be alone… But with you I’d rather be…
I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.