Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6

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If you want sympathy from me look it up in the dictionary, it’s between sh*t and syphilis.

Submitted by: Kevin
10

You’re very pretty… Pretty ugly.

Submitted by: Amy
4

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee
9

Why don’t you go and drink a big glass of shut the f*** up?

Submitted by: kara
11

You’re so dumb that when you got locked up in Tesco you starved to death.

Submitted by: liam
9

Your mama’s so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Submitted by: liam
5

You’re so ugly it took a team of scientists to figure out if you’re a boy, girl or a fat monkey.

Submitted by: Fool*
10

You better shut up before I knock you into next year so I don’t have to deal with you this year.

Submitted by: TheBookWorm
2

You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake
4

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

Submitted by: Jasmine
8

The greatest danger of your life is your own stupidity.

Submitted by: ShyGurl
4

I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.

Submitted by: Insult
10

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m so hot,
What happened to you?

Submitted by: Someone
7

You’re so ugly, you’re the reason why waldo is hiding!

Submitted by: unusuallongname
5

You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!

Submitted by: unusuallongname
7

You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.

Submitted by: F00bar
8

You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.

Submitted by: eddie
9

The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.

Submitted by: Micah Majors
12

If I were you, I’d keep the makeup on.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
10

Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.

Submitted by: fathie
6

You are so stupid. One day I found you yelling in an envelope claiming that you are sending a voice mail!
You are so tall. You are a traffic officer for airplanes!

Submitted by: philipac
11

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex
7

If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. If that’s true I have nothing to say.

Submitted by: Kiwi
7

I feel dumber just from listening to you.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
1

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin

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