Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!
I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)
If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.
I knew I smelled onions…close your mouth!
Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.
I have an attitude problem, to learn more call: 1-800- EAT DIRT
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to go around the inside of a cheerio.
Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.
Hey stop. The person who lend you his brain is worried. You know, worried that it might get damaged.
I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.
You can’t heal stupid.
You’re so ugly……The end.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!
You are so ugly.
Oh I am sorry I was trying so hard to look like you.:)
Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.
Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.
I’m working so hard on trying to ignore you.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.
Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.
They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?