Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6

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You’re so ugly, you’re the reason why waldo is hiding!

Submitted by: unusuallongname
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You’re so fat, you don’t need the internet. You’re already world- wide!

Submitted by: unusuallongname
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You’re so fat even dora can’t explore you.

Submitted by: F00bar
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You can be nice to someone & they will still forget you, but insult them and they will never forget it.

Submitted by: eddie
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The science department called, they wanted to know if you’d donate your body to research. They said blue whales are a rare breed.

Submitted by: Micah Majors
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If I were you, I’d keep the makeup on.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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Go back to your mom and ask her to teach you some manners.

Submitted by: fathie
5

You are so stupid. One day I found you yelling in an envelope claiming that you are sending a voice mail!
You are so tall. You are a traffic officer for airplanes!

Submitted by: philipac
9

Your face reminds me of the sun. You hurt my eyes.

Submitted by: Alex
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If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. If that’s true I have nothing to say.

Submitted by: Kiwi
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I feel dumber just from listening to you.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
1

If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.

Submitted by: Gary Austin
4

I have never understood why your head is so big. I mean there is nothing in there.

Submitted by: anna
3

When you die, please donate your brain to someone cos it was never used in your whole life.

Submitted by: Awesome insulting Boy
4

Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart
2

So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.

Submitted by: nnovell
2

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta
4

SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!

Submitted by: PATSFAN4EVR
3

I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)

Submitted by: Mekaiya
4

If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Guy: FAIL!!!
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.

Submitted by: Kal
5

I knew I smelled onions…close your mouth!

Submitted by: Liyah
3

Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.

Submitted by: A person with an actual life
4

I have an attitude problem, to learn more call: 1-800- EAT DIRT

Submitted by: Wolfie
1

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc
5

If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to go around the inside of a cheerio.

Submitted by: Ginger

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