Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6

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Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

Submitted by: Don't look

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous...

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan

I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Submitted by: Ted

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.

Submitted by: Shailesh baghla

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.

Submitted by: Suzy

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.

Submitted by: madhatter

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