Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
I would rather jump off a plane than hear you say one more stupid thing.
When someone tells you something does it just go in one ear and out the other? That would explain all the “Huh?’s” I hear in class.
You look like your mom dropped you a lot when you were little… On your face.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
Pupil: Teacher I don’t think I deserve a zero in this test.
Teacher: Me too…but that’s the lowest score I could give you.
Pupil: Oh ok.
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
Dear so and so,
Remind me why we are friends again I don’t even like you.
Person 1: Your license please.
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Your face.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Don’t flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
There’s no cure for stupid.
The ugly police just called and said they have an warrant out for your arrest.
You are as ugly as they get.
When you’re here people feel a lot more better about themselves.
You wanna cookie? Well too bad, they don’t want you.
Is it just me, or do you have two faces?
If I left you would you cry for me?
Of course, I can’t control the tears of joy.
You look so good, when the light’s out.
Let’s play hide and seek…you hide and never come in front of me.
Just don’t say anything stupid. Sorry, that should be… Just don’t say anything, stupid.
You’re so fat when you stand on the scales it reads my phone number.
I’m not quiet. I just don’t like you.
Snob: My mom is so stupid!
Me: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I don’t think you can pronounce it.
Girl: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Boy: No, how much?
Girl: Um…sorry, you don’t know what negative numbers are.
Boy: Am I annoying?
Boy: Am I stupid?
Boy: Am I ugly?
Girl: You’re not annoying, you drive me crazy, you’re not stupid, you’re retarded, you’re not ugly, you’re disgusting.
The best insults of all time are “Oh” and just silence.
Wow! Did your mom feed you a bottle of idiocy when you were a baby?
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Please remind me again, what time do your senses return?
You: When I grow up I’m gonna go to the moon.
Me: I’m afraid you’re too late, NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
I don’t know what you’re problem is. . . But I’m pretty sure it’s because you’re too dumb to realize you don’t know what your problem is.
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, I’ll just leave you alone on this one.
Oh were you talking to me? Sorry, I was to busy ignoring you.
Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.
At the end of the day…you’re just a speck of dirt I wipe off the table.
I thought the wizard promised you a brain.
Think you’re cool? look at my cat!
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
People like you make me scared to have children.
When I first met you I thought you were “special” now I know you are!
Girl: I like your smile
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.