Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

Submitted by: Don't look

Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany

Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.

Submitted by: fahad khan

Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.

Submitted by: dan

You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!

Submitted by: anonymous...

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Submitted by: Dmitri

Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name

B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

Submitted by: derek dsemre

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

Submitted by: hi

Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!

Submitted by: k_h

No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.

Submitted by: bertman

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