Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee
If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
Remove your facebook display pic, before it gets sold to “Ripley’s Believe it or not”.
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion…it’s just that yours is stupid.
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace!
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
– Oscar Wilde
I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
Boy: What are you looking at?
Girl: Haven’t figured it out yet!
Boy: My face hurts. =(
Girl: Yeah it’s killing me too!!
No matter how many harmful drugs I take, you still don’t seem any smarter.