Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 6

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Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart
3

So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life.

Submitted by: nnovell
2

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta
5

SHUT UP!!!!! YOU will NEVER be the man your MOM is!!!!!!

Submitted by: PATSFAN4EVR
3

I’m not shy I just don’t like you.:)

Submitted by: Mekaiya
4

If I’m ugly, then we must be twins.
Forget the ugly STICK; you must’ve been born in the forest!!!!
Were you born on the highway? Because that is where the most accidents happen.
Guy: FAIL!!!
Me: Please, I don’t have TIME to listen to your whole life story.
Guy: Will you ever grow a brain?
Me: When you stop being ugly.

Submitted by: Kal
6

I knew I smelled onions…close your mouth!

Submitted by: Liyah
3

Before scientists start finding other intelligent life forms on other planets, they should start with your form first.

Submitted by: A person with an actual life
4

I have an attitude problem, to learn more call: 1-800- EAT DIRT

Submitted by: Wolfie
1

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc
6

If brains were gas, you wouldn’t have enough to go around the inside of a cheerio.

Submitted by: Ginger
13

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool
3

Hey stop. The person who lend you his brain is worried. You know, worried that it might get damaged.

Submitted by: LheiN
3

I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.

Submitted by: pusky.....SK
6

You can’t heal stupid.

Submitted by: jim
23

You’re so ugly……The end.

Submitted by: John
1

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
3

I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.

Submitted by: Anynomous
3

You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!

Submitted by: glenn
5

You are so ugly.
Oh I am sorry I was trying so hard to look like you.:)

Submitted by: maheen
6

Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.

Submitted by: Kiebron
6

Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.

Submitted by: Gillbert
5

I’m working so hard on trying to ignore you.

Submitted by: alexa miranda
3

It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan
5

You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason
4

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
9

Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.

Submitted by: EGK
4

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark
7

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax
8

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per

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