Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?
Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!
I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!
Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar
I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me
If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.