Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Submitted by: Vuyie

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon

You should really have an “out of order” sign on your forehead so everyone knows how stupid you are.

Submitted by: frosty

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

Submitted by: Suzy

If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

Submitted by: Don't look

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