Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7

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Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool
2

Hey stop. The person who lend you his brain is worried. You know, worried that it might get damaged.

Submitted by: LheiN
2

I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot.

Submitted by: pusky.....SK
4

You can’t heal stupid.

Submitted by: jim
20

You’re so ugly……The end.

Submitted by: John
0

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: Promise Ratau
2

I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.

Submitted by: Anynomous
2

You are so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection throws up!

Submitted by: glenn
3

You are so ugly.
Oh I am sorry I was trying so hard to look like you.:)

Submitted by: maheen
4

Roses are red, violets are blue, but everyone knows I’m hotter than you.

Submitted by: Kiebron
5

Man 1: What are you lookin’ at?
Man 2: I dunno but it’s looking back at me.

Submitted by: Gillbert
5

I’m working so hard on trying to ignore you.

Submitted by: alexa miranda
3

It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.

Submitted by: Lord of Catan
4

You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason
3

My teacher asked me to define the word “idiot”… So I just said your name.

Submitted by: Hi there,
5

Person 1: You know what I like about you?
Person 2: No what?
Person 1: Oops never mind wrong person.

Submitted by: EGK
1

They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing at you.

Submitted by: mark
7

Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax
7

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?

Submitted by: per
7

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
2

Please, I could wipe off 90% of your “beauty” with a wet Kleenex honey.

Submitted by: Shantelle
8

The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Submitted by: shannen/@OhMySarcasm
5

Let’s play a game of Simon Says. I’m Simon. Simon says shut up before I call the zoo keeper to take you back.

Submitted by: Angela
5

I like your approach, now lets see your departure.

Submitted by: Stevo
1

You know that thing you do when you move your mouth and talk? Stop doing that, it’s annoying.

Submitted by: Chocobear

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