Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull
You can’t fix stupid.
My face hurts from pretending to like you.
How about a cup of shut up.
It’s not that I’m insensitive, I just don’t care.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Oh, I offend you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself!
I’m not shy, I’m just keeping in my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
I don’t exactly hate you, let’s put it like this: if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I’d drink it.
Either you love me or hate me. Either way, I still hate you!
Do you know what I do to someone who texts this: “We meet at dins 2night?” I throw a dictionary in that person’s face.
Don’t worry your ugliness is not contagious.
I would slap or punch you , but that’s animal abuse.
Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (: