Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.