Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7

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Notice how AWESOME ends with ME, and UGLY starts with U.

Submitted by: savana

Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Submitted by: chirs

Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…

Submitted by: Renata

Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.

Submitted by: funnyboy

I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted

You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki

Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.

Submitted by: chyenne

I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.

Submitted by: :)Skyler(:

I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!

Submitted by: indyroc

If you were half as funny as you thought you were you’d be twice as funny as you actually are.

Submitted by: aarane

Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano

You wouldn’t care what people thought about you, if you knew how little they did.

Submitted by: HYDE

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud

Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p

Submitted by: Yui Kiyama

You’re so ugly you make onions cry.

Submitted by: Jackieee

I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C

Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Submitted by: kh4ny_1

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman

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