Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings

Can you turn around and look at me??..awwwww!!! turn back again.

Submitted by: fool

Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me

Submitted by: Suzy

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you…
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

Submitted by: Jaimee

Don’t sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out

Submitted by: hey

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention.
Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Submitted by: Frizzy1000
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There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, It’s just you!

Submitted by: Marielle

I heard you had a brain surgery… But the brain rejected you?

Submitted by: Nicole

I don’t insult people. I just describe them.

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Submitted by: Ted

You can talk? Quick, call the science community – we have a discovery!

Submitted by: Jules Romano

Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

Submitted by: person2
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You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.

Submitted by: shannon

O’ you remind me of my Chinese friend …Ug Lee

Submitted by: Rachel

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.

Submitted by: A person who's human

Boy: Did you fall from heaven?
Girl: No why?
Boy: Cause you’re face is pretty messed up.
Boy: Your lucky you were born beautiful
Girl:……
Boy: As for me I was born a big fat liar

Submitted by: Y0|/|@||G

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