Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Are your parents siblings?
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
Your face is so ugly even Bob the Builder said “We can’t fix it!”.
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Don’t worry you’re not as dumb as you look.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
I was dropped on my head as a baby. But you, my friend, you were clearly flung against a wall!
I never believed Charles Darwin’s theory that we are descendants of apes. Not until I saw your Facebook picture.
You’re so fake; you make barbie look real (:
You can not help solve my problem. Because you are it.
Insult: If you’re dating an idiot, you have found your perfect match.
I saw a bug then I thought of you so I stepped on it.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
You’re so ugly you make onions cry.
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
Father : You are an idiot, son!
Son : Of course. Like father, like son:p
Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. But don’t worry I will be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.