Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.