Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7


If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl

Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.

Submitted by: cheesus

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Lord Chesterfield


Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Stephanie Branch-Milan

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden


I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.


I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.


It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

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If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa

Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!

Submitted by: :D

You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?

Submitted by: Blake

I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?


Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?


I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde


Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.


I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

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