Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
– Groucho Marx
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?