Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7


If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.

Submitted by: Gabe

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

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Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!

Submitted by: Wynn

Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!

Submitted by: Person

You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.


Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Stephanie Branch-Milan

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden


I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.


I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.


Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

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I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.

Submitted by: fasih

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?


Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Submitted by: Dallas

Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart

I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrow

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For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?


Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!

Submitted by: name

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

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