Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7


Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!

Submitted by: wg

Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Stephanie Branch-Milan

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden


I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.


I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.


You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.

Submitted by: Marine Wifey

It’s not you, it’s your face.

Submitted by: Mahmoud

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)

Submitted by: saba

Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
Halloween already?
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.

Submitted by: Allie

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

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Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta

I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett

Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Submitted by: Niraul

Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?


Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?


I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat

If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa

I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
Groucho Marx


Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.


I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

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