Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
It’s not you, it’s your face.
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
People like you make me scared to have children.