Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
People like you make me scared to have children.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I’m building an idiot.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?