Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers,
And the middle one is for you.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
People like you make me scared to have children.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?