Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
Finally, something you are good at. Being stupid.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
– Lord Chesterfield
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.