Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
I can’t insult you. Why? Cause it’s rude to insult the mentally challenged.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
It’s not you, it’s your face.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
It’s normal for an abnormal person to do abnormalities… Why am I expecting perfect from you?
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
- Groucho Marx
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
Oh my gosh, what is that thing on the front of your head. Oh wait, it’s your face. Sorry my bad.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
People like you make me scared to have children.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.