Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
You Are The Proof That Aliens Are Experimenting With Humans.
And I thought Ogres Only Existed In Fairy Tales.
Forget A Home Security System, Your Face Is More Than Enough To Scare Any One Away.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrow
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”