Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
Boy, you must have fell outta the stupid tree and hit every branch comin’ down!
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
It’s not you, it’s your face.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
No need to insult you anymore, your presence in this world has done it all.
Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue…
Frankenstein was Ugly too.;)
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
If you don’t talk no one will realize how stupid you are.
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
People like you make me scared to have children.
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?