Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 7
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Because of you, they put the word failure in the dictionary.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
If I had a nickel for every smart thought you had, I’d be deeply in debt.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
- Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
Do you like black eyes? I’m really good at making them.
You must be a mask model.
You know that hole in the middle of your face? Can you shove a sock in that?
Godzilla called. He wants his hair back.
Look, it’s not that I don’t like you.. It’s just.. Your voice is literally the most annoying thing on Earth.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
- Lord Chesterfield
People like you make me scared to have children.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
It’s not you, it’s your face.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Intelligence must be your worst nightmare.
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable….but looking at you….that is illegal.
Hey don’t talk aloud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.