Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
I used to think I was stupid… but the I met you.
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.