Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Let’s play hide and seek. You hide and I won’t seek.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.