Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!