Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8

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When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat
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People like you make me scared to have children.

Submitted by: Katelyn
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You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason
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Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.

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I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

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You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy
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Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily
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If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.

Submitted by: Aniqa
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Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax
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You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr
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You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.

Submitted by: qui qui
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina
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I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

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Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil
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You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki
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Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz
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I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee
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I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.

Submitted by: Mwambazi lawrence
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My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman

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