Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
– Red Haircrow
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
Oh, look! The garbage truck is coming! You better hide!
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
Oh, I’m sorry. Were you under the impression that I value your opinion?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.