Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!
Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.
Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.
I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !
Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.
Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?
Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser
Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
– Groucho Marx
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.
If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
– Marilyn Monroe
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.