Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8

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I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde

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You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.

Submitted by: MsClueLess
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Hating me won’t make you pretty.

Submitted by: blackheart
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I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

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You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy
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If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon
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I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

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You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr
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You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.

Submitted by: Mama Eason
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Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.

Submitted by: Dolz18
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You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki
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You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz
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“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti
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Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina
12

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady
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I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Submitted by: solomon Bett
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I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Submitted by: Jessica.C
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My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman
2

You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.

Submitted by: Addiena
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My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick
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Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!

Submitted by: Jake DeSax
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Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle
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I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim

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