Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
You are such a good person… When you are asleep.
Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!