Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
People like you make me scared to have children.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
You look at me, you judge me then you imitate me. I look at you and I laugh.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.