Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8

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Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g
2

Hey! somebody is arguing with me here that there are no more monkeys…send me your photo for him to see one!

Submitted by: Nickmasta
2

You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.

Submitted by: Addiena
2

Life is full of disappointments, One of them is YOU!

Submitted by: Person
17

Ummm a three letter word that describes you… DUH!!

Submitted by: omgvolleyfreakXD
7

My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.

Submitted by: blake leddick
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Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
– Arab Proverb

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You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

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I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

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Never insult anyone by accident.
– Robert A. Heinlein

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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.

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Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?

Submitted by: noha nabil
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I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.

Submitted by: Ted
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You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

Submitted by: Someone who thinks you're stupid
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Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

Submitted by: Mo
17

Insult: If beauty fades you have nothing to worry about.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Person: Go to hell!
Me: I must already be in Hell since you’re still standing here.

Submitted by: Nick
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I Just Did Something Stupid Today…. I Met You !

Submitted by: Mark Sipot
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Before I met you, I didn’t believe in Charles Darwin.

Submitted by: Jules Romano
4

Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or are you just naturally stupid?

Submitted by: GabbyandCaylz
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Alright… Don’t be too happy if I gave you a second look…That’s just to wonder why on earth did I even look at you the FIRST time around…! Loser

Submitted by: Shaz
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Yeah, she has a face like a saint- a saint Bernard.

Submitted by: Brittany
10

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx

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You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
7

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.

Submitted by: Rose
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You’re very beautiful, no doubt about that but I’ll still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Submitted by: adesokan raymond
16

If you’re gonna be two faced.. At least try to make one pretty.
Marilyn Monroe

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Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.

Submitted by: whitelily
4

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Submitted by: Lalee
4

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: niral

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