Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
Don’t worry there are millions like you out there
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Person one: You look nice today
Person two: Can’t say the same about you
Person three: Just do what he did and lie!
And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
One look at you reminds me of how lucky I’m.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
It’s not that I don’t have time to discuss, but it’s just that I find you worthless for my worthwhile words.
Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
– Bobby Bowden
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley, Jr.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, what happened to you?
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.