Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
You’re as useless as the “Ay” in “Okay”.
Hating me won’t make you pretty.
I may be fat, but I can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
You aren’t ugly… You just look better with a bag over your head.
My door is always open for you so feel free to leave.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!