Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8

11

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

9

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Submitted by: Eaglex
3

You are very much like an egg that cannot be a chicken anymore.

Submitted by: gruce bayl
12

When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”

Submitted by: petat
7

You say: FAIL!!!
I say: I didn’t ask for your life story.

Submitted by: person
63

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.

Submitted by: yammy
11

If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.

Submitted by: Lil Jon
12

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

13

You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.

Submitted by: Azkikr
7

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Groucho Marx

52

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Submitted by: Text Me Plz
11

“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.

Submitted by: Ashunti
8

Please go bore someone else with your existence.

Submitted by: Rina
12

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

12

Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.

Submitted by: LaTonya Canady
12

Your teeth are so dirty they even have their own theme song “Black and Yellow”.

Submitted by: g
21

You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.

Submitted by: Nikki
20

My lack of attention seems to be your fault.

Submitted by: bertman
3

A mirror would not be adorable when it’s reflecting you.

Submitted by: mwesigwa j innocent
2

I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.

Submitted by: Anynomous
2

You are such a good person… When you are asleep.

Submitted by: mike
7

Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.

Submitted by: Dolz18
28

Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.

Submitted by: danielle
71

I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!

Submitted by: Ibrahim
75

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!

Submitted by: N413z

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