Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me.
If being dumb was a crime, you’d be in jail in no time.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
Every time I see you..it reminds me of a song
“Just the way you are” and “2012″ cause “when I see your face…, it’s like the end of the world”.
Wow I can tell that was the smartest thing you’ve ever said. And trust me that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
“LOL”…That’s what mirrors say when you leave.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Think before you speak, it’ll save you the humiliation.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.
I won’t insult your intelligence; its pretty obvious you don’t possess any.
You might change your face with a surgery, but what about your brain?
Forget the ugly tree, you were hit by the ugly forest.
I’d insult you but apparently you need qualities for me to insult!
There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable… But looking at you…that is just illegal!!!!