Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
I may be fat…. But I can lose weight but you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your life!
Whatever is wrong with you, it’s not a small thing!
I hear you are kind to animals, so give that gorilla his face back.
If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
He has a personality that lights up a room … When he walks out!
Hmmm, your hair looks wrong. Then again, everything ON you looks wrong…
No pets allowed in the Hotel! Why did your friend bring you?
After being around you, I have learned something new. I never knew that brain had an off switch!
The best insult is still and will always be… “Oh”.
You’re so ugly.. even listeners would get scared if you worked in a radio station.
Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
I would insult your intelligence, but that would mean you had some to begin with.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Some babies are dropped on their head but you were clearly thrown at the wall.
Does this dress make me look fat? Hell no!! It’s the fat that makes you look fat!!!
You’re so fat you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
A baby monkey asks his father thus; father, why are we so ugly?
The father says: don’t stress my son, you should see the one reading this text.
Is that your face or is it Halloween today?
Where did you get your hair done?
… The pet store??
I thought the wizard promised you a brain.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick I’d throw it at you.
Your common sense is so rare it should be in a museum.
You know why God put you on earth. . . because he didn’t want you up there.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
You have the perfect face… For radio!
B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.
Everyday I see you face I am more and more convinced that man did come from monkey.
You know, when you open your mouth and start to say something, I already know it would be something stupid and irritating.
Ohh…you should be on discovery…!!
You looked like something worth investing in, but so did Enron at the time.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Stop talking to yourself, I’m not interested.
Talk to me when you take that permanent Halloween mask off. Oops, I did say permanent, right?
To be honest, your face is uglier than my brother’s feet.
It’s not Halloween, honey, so change the costume.
Girl: I like your smile
Girl: It reminds me of a song
Boy: What song?
Girl: Black and Yellow!
Your not retarded… You’re just mentally slow.