Insult Quotes, Insulting Sayings - Page 8
When they gave out looks, you heard they’re giving out books. So you said: “Give me something funny!”
People like you make me scared to have children.
You’re so fat… When you take a shower, your feet don’t get wet.
Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can I ignore you later?
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
Can you go and live in some place far away from here? Try Pluto. I hear it is nice there.
If you have something to say, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth! Cos I’m not listening.
Go check your weight & you’ll see you phone number there!
You don’t have enough qualities to be insulted by me.
You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
Please go bore someone else with your existence.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
Are you that stupid or am I getting smarter?
You’re so fat you need a paint roller to put on lipstick.
You’re so fat you need a sock for each toe.
You entered an ugly contest but the judges stopped you and said “Sorry, no experts allowed”
When that ‘master’ beautician hit you with an ugly- stick he hit you real good.
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
I see you playing stupid.! Looks like you’re winning.
My lack of attention seems to be your fault.